I’ll be faithful and give you my purest love, all I ask in return is that you do the same. I don’t want temporary and I don’t want you right now but when you do come to me, I promise I’ll know what to do to make you happy.

Sister:”jovi..want a girlfriend?!”
Me:”depends, who?”
Sister:”there are a lot of eligible single girls at my school, just your type too!”
Me:”They’re like 17!? No thanks”
Sister:”….never stopped you before…”
Me:”-_-“
Sister:”I thought you said if they look old enough, you’re ok with it”
Mom:”Jovi please stop dating younger girls”
Me:”I don’t even date em though! …fine…I want a sugar mama”
Mom:”I’ll kill you”
Me:”…..can’t ever do nothing!”

The other day at work I realized one thing….straight girls are the ONLY girls that cruise me (and or boys/men). I can’t tell you how many times I’ve noticed (what i think are straight) girls looking at me (staring) they’ll even compliment me or shoot me a cute little smile..yet when a clearly gay girl walks in, they don’t even look at me twice! Whhhhyyyy? I don’t get it. Clearly I’m giving out the wrong vibe? I don’t see how that’s possible. I mean girls look at me just not any gay ones…don’t even get me started on my co workers (all straight, yet I still get hit on) ..they must be curious? I don’t know.